Jurassic Fan Fic
Part 1 - Chris Pratt's sensitive animal trainer flirts with B.D. Wong's uptight corporate scientist as they search the park for a missing dinosaur.
Part 2 - The genetically modified dinosaur avoids the humans, searching the park for a herd she can belong to. The audience praises the Frankenstein's monster type sympathy we develop for this surprisingly well developed CGI character.
Part 3 - The intelligent children wisely lock themselves in a secure bunker under the visitor center and stay there till the film is over.
But seriously... the movie is dumb but it's still better than part three.
And there actually is a Jurassic Park parody musical.